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crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

(via hotboyproblems)

stevenfresco:

i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours

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I loved you since Zooey 101

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lamelohan:

alright

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hollowedbottles:

Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”

Me: I was watching something important 

(via lamelohan)

mrcrockervevo:

I was offered sex today by a 26 year old man. in exchange of that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my tumblr. of course i declined because of my morals and strong will power. which is just as strong as ajox. the super strong bathroom cleaner. now avaliable scented with lemon or vanilla.

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thespacegoat:

remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post

and now to this day people still think he said it

that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire intenet

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